Question everything

What...? You have something against grating, incredibly annoying, nasaly voices?

 

Can we add Moon Pies to the list?

 

Are we supposed to talk about moon pies, or are they something else hyo should comment on?

(I like Moon Pies, but only the chocolate ones.)

 

Do you think it's really safe to talk about anything mooning and hyo in the same sentence?

 

[Slaps forehead] What was I thinking?

 

Uh... you could've had a V-8?

 

With vodka? (I won't drive...)

 

Only if it's spicy with a stalk of celery too, okay?

 

Spicy sounds wonderful, and I get a salary, too?

 

Sure, why not?

 

Might he do it on a volunteer basis and save us some money?

 

Doesn't Danny have a closetful of PriusChat "Points", which (before my time) seems to have been a failed (abused? what? on PC?) experiment in positive reinforcement? Would hyo accept them as payment?

 

Would a complimentary muffin be sent as well?

 

Wouldn't hyo (or any of us for that matter) just love a muffin that complimented?

 

Isn't it always so wonderful to be appreciated?

 

But what if the complimentary muffin went overboard and became an obsequious brown-noser muffin?

 

That obsequious brown-noser muffin wouldn't happen to be a bran muffin would it?

 

I'm thinking about having a picture of me baking muffins and posting on that "what do you look like" thread--would that be a good idea?

 

Oh AuntBee... can I tell you I love that idea?