Question everything

Could we make up a country song called "Muffin Top" and sing it to the tune of "Rocky Top"? Could we talk Weird Al Yankovick into recording it?

 

Do you think it could win a Grammy?

 

Even if a muffin were topless, don't you have to peel the wrapper off before you can eat it?

 

Why hasn't someone invented a tasty, edible muffin wrapper?

 

Perhaps they were too busy inventing edible underwear?

 

Or too busy testing it?

 

Has anybody tried those weird looking silicon baking cups to bake muffins in?

 

Why does the word edible keep coming up?

 

Is it the incredible edible bra or the incredibly edible bra?

 

I haven't tried the cups, but I have used the silicone muffin tray:


Does that count?

 

Is that thing safe?

 

Skwyre... with that piece of equipment in your kitchen, how does it feel being a Muffin King?

 

The muffins come out nice a wrapper-free. I'll try and make some up for everyone this weekend. What kind should I plan on?

 

How does chocolate chip sound?

 

Who?

 

No, but what does a chocolate chip think when it's getting baked?

 

"I'm mellllllltiiiinnnggggg......." (ala wicked witch of the east)? Is that baking tray of Skwyre's cool or what?