Question everything

What would she tell us?

 

What wouldn't she tell you?

 

Why would she tell us?

 

Why would you ask if you would not want to be told?

 

Aren't there things that shouldn't be told?

 

Aren't skeletons best stored in the closet?

 

What should I do about the skeleton my co-worker has in his cubicle?

 

His name isn't Jeffrey is it?

 

What if it was/is?

 

Wouldn't you think that was creepy?

 

Does that make you hungry?

 

I've got some ribs for lunch - you want some?

 

Can I get a wet wipe too?

 

Would you like a beer too?

 

Is it frosty?

 

Does that make it taste better?

 

Beer for breakfast? Is that the breakfast of champions?

 

Haven't you tried beer and Wheaties before?

 

No?! Why does that sound perfectly horrid?

 

Could it be because you're not a guy in college who doesn't know when to stop?