Question everything

May I have mine with salt, on the rocks with a shot of Grand Marnier added too, please?

 

Are you a good tipper?

 

Are you a good server?

 

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

Which one was male? B)

 

Doesn't it take two?

 

Otherwise, you could go blind, couldn't you?

 

I can't see so good - did you type something?

 

Are you sitting around with the lights off again?

 

How did you know?

 

I'm psychic?

 

You're a psy chic?

 

Isn't it obvious?

 

Isn't it dangerous to presume ANYTHING when it comes to women?

 

What's the difference between presuming and assuming?

 

Haven't you heard the adage "You should never ASSUME?"

 

Does ASSUME always make an nice person of U and ME?

 

Does PRESUME make a PRES out of U and ME?

 

Aren't we being a bit presumptuous here?

 

Wouldn't it be better to be sumptuous, than presumptuous?