Uses for my automatic weapon

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by JackDodge, Feb 26, 2007.

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  1. The world economy is going to collapse so I need it to defend my hoard of goodies from roaming bands

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  2. To impress my friends about what a bad dude I am

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  3. To cut down trees.

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  4. I have no idea, I just bought it because it's cool

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  5. To compensate for my, uh, shortcomings

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  6. To shoot up the houses of neighbors who don't agree with me

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  7. Because I'm a proud American and that has something to do with owning an automatic weapon because th

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  8. Someone's going to come crashing through my front door at any moment and I want to be ready

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  1. hill

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    There needs to be another bullet point on the vote a tron:

    You're a horrible shot if/when under pressure ... as when a bear is chasing you down ... thus the single shot / reload another round to fire thingie just doesn't cut it. :p